American Commentators: This is definitely not Gymnastics 101, in fact, it’s like she’s swining on a playgrou- OMG!!11!!11!!1!1! SHE FELL. DAT IS DISASTROUS OMF HOW WILL SHE EVER MAKE UP FOR SUCH A TERRIBLE ERROR OMGOMGOMG *shows gymnast for 6 minutes straight after fall and replays it 722 times in various speeds and camera angles*
British Commentators: WHAT A HIGHH, POWERFUL, DOUBLE DOUBLE. OHH AND LOOK AT THAT SMASHING DOUBLE STRAIGHT. THE GIRLS ARE TEARING IT TO PIECES. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. SHE’LL NEED ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD TO GET THROUGH THIS PASS AND SHE’S DONE IT!!! SHE’S DONE IT!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Australian Commentators: Ohh. This girl is a very artistic gymnast. Oh and that was a very clean acrobatic series! Just a few minor deductions in that balance check, but she’s really doing her best today!
Italian Commentators: *talks through entire floor routine*
Chinese Commentators: 如果你可以看到这篇那么恭喜你！你好！！ 我是一只小猫。我喜欢跑来跑去！
I love when British commentators call a routine “smashing” or “a real cracker.”